Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Smitten over a television chef...

And it's not who you think.



Rachel Ray is annoying. She's too goddamn perky, and is it just me, or are her looks overrated? I mean she ah-ite, but I wouldn't melt with her ala Modern English.

I was channel surfing a few weeks ago on a lazy Sunday morning, and passed through the Food Network (don't be so obvious with your jokes). I heard what sounded like Elizabeth Hurley narrating someone cooking over a stove. I thought that she must have spent all of her Austin Powers money, and had to grab a gig. To my surprise, I saw this attractive, older British woman explaining what she was doing. I kept it on, and I don't know what it was, but she was quite sensual with her presentation, and gave the greatest come hither looks to the camera. Her name is Nigella Lawson.


Here are two pics and a sample video of her...


CILF?



I wouldn't mind doing the squelchy with her.*




I won't go out of my way to watch her shows, but if she happens to be on when I'm channel surfing, I'll put down the remote and see what that little tart is up to.


*Thanks to my DVD collection of the UK's Coupling for the slang. It's like Friends, but funny.

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