Unless they make alot of money.
I'm a big time Yankee fan. I know they stink this year, and chances are they will not make the playoffs, but every night when I get home from work I turn on the game. There are a million and one other people like me out there. The same million and one that couldn't afford tickets to the all-star game this past Tuesday in the BX.
I pass "The Cathedral" every single day whether it's by car or subway on my way to work. It sickens me that a faithful like myself couldn't grab a seat to this experience. I was willing to sit in the bleacher seats, but those tickets were starting at $500!!! The nosebleeds clocking in at $650. I didn't even bother looking at the other sections.
Oh sure, I had the opportunity to catch the Taco Bell Celebrity Softball game on Sunday, but who the hell wants to see an E! correspondent, or a hack like Billy Crystal play slow pitch? Or better yet, watch Chris Rock strike out three times (affectionately called The Golden Sombrero). Who strikes out in slow pitch softball?
***while trying to find video of Rock's epic fail on YouTube, I came across this. Country music vixxxen, Carrie Underwood in short shorts and Eric Ferrer's crackhead socks playing in a celebrity softball game somewhere down South***
Enjoy...
continuing...
I would have even caught the home run derby, and catch reformed basehead Josh Hamilton crush the shit out of the ball, but to no avail tickets were still too much for my pocketbook.
It's an argument that comes up every year during the Super Bowl and I can see why tickets should be more expensive to cover costs, security, and every other phantom expense there is out there. The fact the corporate douches, silicone saints, and trust fund kids fill the stadiums at these big events really get on my nerves. This commercial that's been running as of late explains it all (pardon the bad quality, it's the only one on YouTube) ...
Real fans go to games winning record or not, stay up late to watch the game that starts at 10PM (feeling me on this east coasters?), and sneak the game on radio when they're at work. We are the ones that support the game and our team the most. What do we get as a reward? The bragging rights to say that it was in our hometown.
Hoo-fuckin-ray.
Oh there is a shot of me going to an all-star game before I die. It just have to wait AT LEAST 31 years. Here's what I mean...
The previous time the all star game was held in NY was in 1977. That was the same year that the Seattle Mariners, and the Toronto Blue Jays were born. Those two cities had to get their shot to host an all star game. Let's not forget the Marlins, the Rockies, the Rays, and the Diamondbacks. So in 31 years, six teams were born. I don't count D.C. because they're originally the Montreal Expos.
Chances are there are going to be couple more teams born due to expansion within the next 31 years, so that will delay the mid-summer classic coming back to NY.
I better start taking that heart medicine.
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
Tuesday, July 8, 2008
So what the hell do I like?
Not to get obscure, but...
I don't have a hatred for all off today's rap music (like I've said in previous posts, I refuse to group all of it under hip hop). There are some artists out there that I'm really feeling. Here's a list in no particular order. I'll either provide a YouTube vid, audio track, MySpace/Homepage link, and perhaps a comment or two...
FOREIGN EXCHANGE
I don't have a hatred for all off today's rap music (like I've said in previous posts, I refuse to group all of it under hip hop). There are some artists out there that I'm really feeling. Here's a list in no particular order. I'll either provide a YouTube vid, audio track, MySpace/Homepage link, and perhaps a comment or two...
FOREIGN EXCHANGE
Sunday, July 6, 2008
What happened to the Diss Record?
R&B singers putting out diss records...
Rappers taking their beef to YouTube...
Eww...
In the earliest days of hip hop, diss records and battles were the foundation of the music I love so much. MC's would verbally assault their opponent and b-boys battled each other way before Wade Robson disciples (blech) were serving people in shitty movies. I'll admit, I'm not really into the commercial rap (I refuse to call it hip hop) that's out there today, but when I read about two beefs that are currently going down I threw up a little in my mouth. Strap in, kids...
1) Ice-T vs Soulja Boy
2) Ne-Yo vs. Chris Brown
I'll let you take a few moments to recover.
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I can't go through the entire history of beefs in hip hop, because you would need to dedicate an entire website to it. I'm going to list some of my favorite hip hop beefs with some heavy paraphrasing. You can find tons more of info on teh internets. Needless to say, the following samples and videos are going to slapped with
KRS-ONE vs. MC Shan
Also known as "The Bridge Wars"
This started around '85 when Marley Marl and MC Shan put out "The Bridge." The track proclaimed without directly saying that hop hop originated from Queens.
Here's a sample of the first verse:
You love to hear the story, again and again,
Of how it all got started way back when,
The monument is right in your face,
Sit and listen for a while to the name of the place,
The Bridge, Queensbridge, the bridge, the bridge...
Boogie Down Productions and KRS-ONE took exception to it and claimed (rightfully so) that Hip Hop started in The Bronx. Here's an excerpt from their response, "South Bronx"
Party people in the place to be, KRS-One attacks,
Ya got dropped off MCA cause the rhymes you wrote was wack,
So you think that hip-hop had its start out in Queensbridge,
If you popped that junk up in the Bronx you might not live...
This escalated to a response by Shan with "Kill That Noise," and then KRS fired back with "The Bridge is Over."
KRS-ONE's career took off from the battle with many successful albums, and MC Shan did a guest verse on Snow's "Informer."
LL Cool J vs. Canibus
The Microphone Tattoo Incident
This one started when they recorded "4,3,2,1" along with Method Man, Redman, Master P, and DMX. Canibus, had a verse that included the lines:
Ripping an arm out a socket,
Taking a mic off it, and
Letting a real MC rock it...
This was a reference to LL's tattoo of a microphone, in which LL took umbrage (SAT word) to. LL had the lines taken off the track and rewrote his verse to rip apart Canibus...
When young sons fantasize of borrowing flows
Tell little shorty with the big mouth the bank is closed
The symbol on my arm is off limits to challengers
You hold the rusty swords, I swing the Excalibur...
In the video, you only see LL with Meth, Red, and DMX in cypher. Canibus and Master P were missing in that scene. This led to Canibus' song, "2nd Round K.O."
LL has tons of experience in making battle records. He's conquered Kool Moe Dee, Ice T, MC Hammer, and others. If you need a rapist and an overrated Haitian producer to help you out, you know you're in trouble...
LL came back with one of my favorite diss albums of all time, "The Ripper Strikes Back"
The beat was epic with the opera singing in the background, and the lyrics tore Canibus, Wyclef, and Mike Tyson apart. The thing is Canibus does have tight lyrics, but he never recovered from this. To this day he still takes shots at LL whenever he tries to release something new.
Notorious B.I.G. vs 2Pac
The East Coast/West Coast rivalry is born...
You don't need to know a thing about hip hop to know about this one. This is what hip hop should not be about. The mass media got involved, blew it out of proportion, and eventually led to the deaths of two of hip hops best ever. Crews got involved. Other artists got involved, hell even baby's momma's put their two cents in. I'm not going to write too much about this one, because you can find it anywhere. I'm just going to include a couple of videos.
It went from this...
to unfortunately this...
Other highly publicized beefs:
Jay-Z vs Nas
For the title of "King of New York" after Biggie died.
Jay-Z drops "The Takeover." Nas drops "Ether."
I love Jay-Z, but Nas smoked Jigga on his track. Nas proves that he's the better lyricist. This one ends up with a "let's agree to disagree" truce and are now rumored to be working together on a album. (I want this shit to happen so badly.)
Lil' Kim vs. Foxy Brown
Battle for Hip Hop's Biggest Ho. I'm gonna say it's a tie.
G-Unit vs. The Game
The battle of who gives a shit.
Which leads me to this post's topic, kids. I came across the Soulja Boy & Ice T beef about two weeks ago. This is how it started...
"Nighttrain" comes out swinging after Soulja Boy. I agree with him, but he hasn't put anything out in years. I was never a fan of Ice-T...the only track I ever like was "Hustler."
Soulja Boy responds with this...
Do you need your lil' crew to comeback with a response?! I hate to admit it, but SB actually made a few good points. Help bring back hip hop to what it is!!
Ice-T comes back with this one...
Soulja Boy apparently is now winning the battle with this...
A cartoon?! What happened to BATTLE RECORDS? Posting a video on the internet seems so catty. Grab your notebook and a pen and throw out some fire. That's how it should be done. Soulja Boy could put this to rest by doing it this way, and possibly gain some credibility in the hip hop community. Unless, he's scared...or very smart. I'm sure he has people that told him about past beefs like LL vs. Canibus. His career could be short lived if he tried to put something out, and Ice-T responds lyrically. So what he does is make a video, and it goes viral. He didn't have to go to the studio, and his name is still out there. It's so smart that it sickens me. Ice-T might have just extended SB's fifteen minutes of fame. Think about it...where's "Chicken Noodle Soup" girl?
As I'm in awe of this situation, I read about this gem two days ago...
Ne-Yo vs. Chris Brown
Wait, aren't you dudes R&B singers?
Chris Brown and Ne-Yo are two young singers in the R&B game as we speak with really good success. I actually don't mind them at all. I like a few of their songs (so shoot me), and it gets the girls on the dance floor. Brown has been selling more records, but Ne-Yo is making up for it in writing songs for other artists, and singing hooks in many rap songs (watch your back, T-Pain). Chris Brown as of late has been really shitting on Ne-Yo, comparing total record sales. So what does Ne-Yo do? He records a diss record with a video to go with it?!
WARNING: If you have an acute case of OCD like myself, the beat of this track will stay in your head for hours. It's taken from Lil' Wayne's "A Milli," produced my Mr. Bangladesh *blech*
What really bugs me about this, is that Ne-Yo doesn't have the balls to admit that he is going after Chris Brown. If you're gonna put out a diss record, take responsibility for it cotdammit.
Chris Brown fires back with this...
Picking the lesser of two evils, I have to go with Ne-Yo on this one. Both of these dudes need to stick with just singing. You're gonna get the ladies, or men for you, Ne-Yo (allegedly) with the singing. If this becomes a trend and I hear Keisha Cole and Rihanna put out diss records, I will hang myself.
So is that what we have to look forward to now in the art of battling? Video blogs, and singing? I hate the "hip hop is dead" argument, but damn it's in a chokehold. Am I too "old school" for thinking this way? I'm only 32...come to think of it, that might be too old in hip hop. Dog years and Hip Hop years run in the same time frame.
Thanks for reading...
Rappers taking their beef to YouTube...
Eww...
In the earliest days of hip hop, diss records and battles were the foundation of the music I love so much. MC's would verbally assault their opponent and b-boys battled each other way before Wade Robson disciples (blech) were serving people in shitty movies. I'll admit, I'm not really into the commercial rap (I refuse to call it hip hop) that's out there today, but when I read about two beefs that are currently going down I threw up a little in my mouth. Strap in, kids...
1) Ice-T vs Soulja Boy
2) Ne-Yo vs. Chris Brown
I'll let you take a few moments to recover.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
I can't go through the entire history of beefs in hip hop, because you would need to dedicate an entire website to it. I'm going to list some of my favorite hip hop beefs with some heavy paraphrasing. You can find tons more of info on teh internets. Needless to say, the following samples and videos are going to slapped with
KRS-ONE vs. MC Shan
Also known as "The Bridge Wars"
This started around '85 when Marley Marl and MC Shan put out "The Bridge." The track proclaimed without directly saying that hop hop originated from Queens.
Here's a sample of the first verse:
You love to hear the story, again and again,
Of how it all got started way back when,
The monument is right in your face,
Sit and listen for a while to the name of the place,
The Bridge, Queensbridge, the bridge, the bridge...
Boogie Down Productions and KRS-ONE took exception to it and claimed (rightfully so) that Hip Hop started in The Bronx. Here's an excerpt from their response, "South Bronx"
Party people in the place to be, KRS-One attacks,
Ya got dropped off MCA cause the rhymes you wrote was wack,
So you think that hip-hop had its start out in Queensbridge,
If you popped that junk up in the Bronx you might not live...
This escalated to a response by Shan with "Kill That Noise," and then KRS fired back with "The Bridge is Over."
KRS-ONE's career took off from the battle with many successful albums, and MC Shan did a guest verse on Snow's "Informer."
LL Cool J vs. Canibus
The Microphone Tattoo Incident
This one started when they recorded "4,3,2,1" along with Method Man, Redman, Master P, and DMX. Canibus, had a verse that included the lines:
Ripping an arm out a socket,
Taking a mic off it, and
Letting a real MC rock it...
This was a reference to LL's tattoo of a microphone, in which LL took umbrage (SAT word) to. LL had the lines taken off the track and rewrote his verse to rip apart Canibus...
When young sons fantasize of borrowing flows
Tell little shorty with the big mouth the bank is closed
The symbol on my arm is off limits to challengers
You hold the rusty swords, I swing the Excalibur...
In the video, you only see LL with Meth, Red, and DMX in cypher. Canibus and Master P were missing in that scene. This led to Canibus' song, "2nd Round K.O."
LL has tons of experience in making battle records. He's conquered Kool Moe Dee, Ice T, MC Hammer, and others. If you need a rapist and an overrated Haitian producer to help you out, you know you're in trouble...
LL came back with one of my favorite diss albums of all time, "The Ripper Strikes Back"
The beat was epic with the opera singing in the background, and the lyrics tore Canibus, Wyclef, and Mike Tyson apart. The thing is Canibus does have tight lyrics, but he never recovered from this. To this day he still takes shots at LL whenever he tries to release something new.
Notorious B.I.G. vs 2Pac
The East Coast/West Coast rivalry is born...
You don't need to know a thing about hip hop to know about this one. This is what hip hop should not be about. The mass media got involved, blew it out of proportion, and eventually led to the deaths of two of hip hops best ever. Crews got involved. Other artists got involved, hell even baby's momma's put their two cents in. I'm not going to write too much about this one, because you can find it anywhere. I'm just going to include a couple of videos.
It went from this...
to unfortunately this...
Other highly publicized beefs:
Jay-Z vs Nas
For the title of "King of New York" after Biggie died.
Jay-Z drops "The Takeover." Nas drops "Ether."
I love Jay-Z, but Nas smoked Jigga on his track. Nas proves that he's the better lyricist. This one ends up with a "let's agree to disagree" truce and are now rumored to be working together on a album. (I want this shit to happen so badly.)
Lil' Kim vs. Foxy Brown
Battle for Hip Hop's Biggest Ho. I'm gonna say it's a tie.
G-Unit vs. The Game
The battle of who gives a shit.
Which leads me to this post's topic, kids. I came across the Soulja Boy & Ice T beef about two weeks ago. This is how it started...
"Nighttrain" comes out swinging after Soulja Boy. I agree with him, but he hasn't put anything out in years. I was never a fan of Ice-T...the only track I ever like was "Hustler."
Soulja Boy responds with this...
Do you need your lil' crew to comeback with a response?! I hate to admit it, but SB actually made a few good points. Help bring back hip hop to what it is!!
Ice-T comes back with this one...
Soulja Boy apparently is now winning the battle with this...
A cartoon?! What happened to BATTLE RECORDS? Posting a video on the internet seems so catty. Grab your notebook and a pen and throw out some fire. That's how it should be done. Soulja Boy could put this to rest by doing it this way, and possibly gain some credibility in the hip hop community. Unless, he's scared...or very smart. I'm sure he has people that told him about past beefs like LL vs. Canibus. His career could be short lived if he tried to put something out, and Ice-T responds lyrically. So what he does is make a video, and it goes viral. He didn't have to go to the studio, and his name is still out there. It's so smart that it sickens me. Ice-T might have just extended SB's fifteen minutes of fame. Think about it...where's "Chicken Noodle Soup" girl?
As I'm in awe of this situation, I read about this gem two days ago...
Ne-Yo vs. Chris Brown
Wait, aren't you dudes R&B singers?
Chris Brown and Ne-Yo are two young singers in the R&B game as we speak with really good success. I actually don't mind them at all. I like a few of their songs (so shoot me), and it gets the girls on the dance floor. Brown has been selling more records, but Ne-Yo is making up for it in writing songs for other artists, and singing hooks in many rap songs (watch your back, T-Pain). Chris Brown as of late has been really shitting on Ne-Yo, comparing total record sales. So what does Ne-Yo do? He records a diss record with a video to go with it?!
WARNING: If you have an acute case of OCD like myself, the beat of this track will stay in your head for hours. It's taken from Lil' Wayne's "A Milli," produced my Mr. Bangladesh *blech*
What really bugs me about this, is that Ne-Yo doesn't have the balls to admit that he is going after Chris Brown. If you're gonna put out a diss record, take responsibility for it cotdammit.
Chris Brown fires back with this...
Picking the lesser of two evils, I have to go with Ne-Yo on this one. Both of these dudes need to stick with just singing. You're gonna get the ladies, or men for you, Ne-Yo (allegedly) with the singing. If this becomes a trend and I hear Keisha Cole and Rihanna put out diss records, I will hang myself.
So is that what we have to look forward to now in the art of battling? Video blogs, and singing? I hate the "hip hop is dead" argument, but damn it's in a chokehold. Am I too "old school" for thinking this way? I'm only 32...come to think of it, that might be too old in hip hop. Dog years and Hip Hop years run in the same time frame.
Thanks for reading...
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